Puzzled

If the drive-thru person gives me my change, and I think it’s fifty cents short, when in reality it’s fifty cents over – which one of us is worse at math?

Remember that new watch I told y’all about?

Well, I still haven’t figured it out. I have the time and date set, and an alarm, so for now that’s good enough. But my daughter is fascinated. “Watch. Daddy.” All through breakfast. “Watch. Daddy.” And then she pokes it. It’s hard the numbers to read the numbers since it’s now covered in cinnamon roll […]