Seeing Serenity today: Talking to my wife before: Me: Mind if I go to a movie? Her: No, that’s fine. Son: Can I go? Me: You’ve already seen it. Son: What is it? Me: Serenity Son: Fuck, yeah! *okay, not those exact words, but that’s what he meant* Wife: Graar! Me and Son: *Leave before […]
Just heard during the Pittsburgh / Jacksonville game: “It’s all about penetration.”
‘Tis sunday here. Probably lots of places, come to think of it. Anyway, so far we have managed to: a) get up, dressed, fed, and to church. On time. b) clean the kitchen c) watch an episode of Smallville on DVD d) ride our bike to the store and get milk, pullups, and a pumpkin […]