When robots take over

After the machines take over the world, will there still be spam?

A bot left the coolest message the other day, but it fucked up and left the script instead of the message it was supposed to randomly create. Check this out:

{Perhaps|Maybe} you {could|can} write {next|subsequent} articles {relating to|referring to|regarding} this article.
I {want to|wish to|desire to} {read|learn} {more|even more} {things|issues} {approximately|about}
it!|
{I have|I’ve} been {surfing|browsing} {online|on-line} {more than|greater than} {three|3} hours {these days|nowadays|today|lately|as of late}, {yet|but} I {never|by no means} {found|discovered} any {interesting|fascinating|attention-grabbing}
article like yours. {It’s|It is} {lovely|pretty|beautiful}
{worth|value|price} {enough|sufficient} for me. {In my opinion|Personally|In my view}, if
all {webmasters|site owners|website owners|web owners} and bloggers made {just right|good|excellent} {content|content material} as {you did|you
probably did}, the {internet|net|web} {will be|shall be|might be|will probably be|can be|will likely be} {much more|a lot more} {useful|helpful} than
ever before.|
Ahaa, its {nice|pleasant|good|fastidious} {discussion|conversation|dialogue}
{regarding|concerning|about|on the topic of} this {article|post|piece of writing|paragraph} {here|at this
place} at this {blog|weblog|webpage|website|web site}, I have read
all that, so {now|at this time} me also commenting {here|at this place}.|

So it was supposed to pick only one word inside each pair of brackets, and I think it was only supposed to leave one portion of the message (this is like 1/10 of the text it dumped).

I think it would be fun (and Michael Crichton suggested this 40 years ago or so) to have two computers talk to each other and see where it leads. Probably wind up like the Terminator movies but maybe something good instead, like figure out how to really get rid of mosquitos.

Maybe I should make this my tagline for a while?

interesting|fascinating|attention-grabbing

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2 comments

  1. Michelle’s avatar

    Ahh…the spammers. Yeah..I think I might have gotten that exact same one at some point.

    1. Ben’s avatar

      I’m torn between wishing they would get a real job and wondering if they are hiring. If it weren’t for spambots I would hardly have any readers P

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