This is too funny.
Boycott Kellog’s for treatment of Michael Phelps.
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4) That this action by Kellogg’s, while legal, is totally bogus.
5) That Kellogg’s is a big fat hypocrite, just like our parents when they found our stash under our mattress and took it and then later they sat in the living room and listened the Dark Side Of The Moon over and over and danced and laughed and I swear we smelled something.
Good, I was tired of the kids dropping Frosted Flakes all over the house (they are terrible about grabbing a handful of dry cereal and making a mess).
But seriously. If I had just won 8 gold medals, I’d be at strip clubs and smoking weed too. lol