My oldest is apparently learning (through a friend at school) how to cuss in Chinese. Awesome. And my middle child announced, while we’re sitting in the back of church, “Dad, there are nineteen people here with a bald spot on their head.” I glare at him. He continues, “No, really,” pointing now “One, two, three…” […]
I wanna be one of the cool kids, so I’m posting (again) pictures from our prom night. Here’s one where you can see the dress: And here’s me trying hard to look down her dress without actually appearing to be leering down her dress: 1983. We stayed out all night. It was awesome. Just over […]
My son has not stopped singing “Deep in the Heart of Texas” since we left soccer. Why? I have no idea. He just started singing it. He sang it while eating the rest of his dinner. He’s singing it in the shower as I type. And me? All I can think is how badly I […]