This is so wrong, but damn if this song isn’t freakin’ awesome:
Your Momma says you dont
And your daddy says you won’t
And I’m burnin’ up inside
Ain’t no way I’m gonna lose out this time
Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down
Lock your daddy outdoors
I don’t need him nosin’ around
Tie your mother down
Tie your mother down
Give me all your love tonight…