thanks in advance

Can y’all do me a favor? Would you please follow a link and take this survey for me? Totally generic. Thanks, it’s for school.

‘figures.

Oo-ee, gooey, rich and chewy inside. Golden, flaky, tender cakey outside. Wrap the inside in the outside. Is it good? Darn Tootin’ Doin’ the Big FIG NEWTON the big FIG NEWTON

that’s a mother buckin’ mare

In response to today’s (or this week’s, or this month’s) tagline, an alert reader sent me the following joke: A boy is dressed up as a pirate and rings the neighbor’s doorbell. After he sayis the traditional, “Trick-or-Treat”, the woman who answered the door asks him, “Where are your buccaneers, matey?” to which he responds: […]