Wanna bet?

How many of these people do you think have said “build a wall” or bought a Minuteman shirt? Remember the whole burglar being an “undocumented houseguest?” Are we supposed to give a rats ass if the roofing guys can’t hire enough people at $21 an hour? Hell, I probably don’t make that kind of money, […]

I kid you not

I walk into the boys’ room, to find them glued to the television. Me: “This looks weird, what are you watching?” Them: “It’s something called ‘Twin Peaks.’” Me: “well, that makes sense.” I firewalked my way outta there…

How old do I feel? Let me count the ways.

This is a sad kind of blog entry to write, but what the hell, I’ve done worse. Ahem. My niece returned from a school outing yesterday, and I went to pick her up while my wife and kids circled the block in the minivan. While I watched 1,000 kids (it seemed) grab their luggage from […]