I love this story about the special ops guys that landed at the prison in Colorado.

Military officials said 25 heavily armed parachutists who landed in a cornfield on the grounds of a Colorado prison last week were on a training mission but landed about 3 miles off target.

“Those were Special Operations Command forces conducting routine training,” Army Col. Hans Bush, a spokesman for the command at MacDill Air Force Base, Florida, said Monday. He declined to identify the units that landed at Fremont Correctional Facility but said the target was Fremont County Airport.

Only three miles. Also, they don’t really know who they were, other than they were heavily armed (with rubber bullets). Welcome to the New America, folks.