Well, I saw my doctor this week, and I’m sure y’all have been on pins and needles wondering what she said. About my blood pressure.
(recap – somebody took my blood pressure a short while back, and it was between “balloon” and “grab the umbrella – this guys gonna blow!” So, I thought it prudent to have it checked by an actual doctor).
As it turns out, the actual doctor didn’t want to take my blood pressure, a machine did it because they can charge more on insurance and it’s more accurate. The doctor did “interpret the results” which means she said “hey, this looks great!”
Yeah, I was in a panic that my blood pressure was stratospheric and then it comes back as “great” or so, with the footnote of “for an over-forty guy that’s a hundred pounds overweight.”
But we talked about it (“Talk to your doctor” the drug addicts ads always say) and she said the best way to keep my blood pressure under control was: lots of sex. And not just normal sex, but white-hot monkey lovin’, on a regular basis, in as many places and positions as possible.
Not really, she said to eat veggies and not pizza and lose some more weight dammit, but I like my idea better. Don’t you?
Tags: blood-pressure, pizza
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C’mon now, every doctor knows you need a balance of diet AND Exercise. Your choice of exercise is as good as any, right?
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Your idea is perfect!
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Just don’t do it at your doctor’s office.
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I agree…sex has lots of benefits, but so does chocolate..
hmm…
Chocolate…sex…chocolate…sex..
Wait a tic…why don’t I just marry the two and have messy chocolatey sex?!
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I’m glad you are ok. I bet it’s *great* because you are running. That’s got to be good for a good 20 pts right?
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I happen to know that even hot monkey lovin’ only burns about 200 calories, so running in addition to sex is still your best bet!
Did I happen to say ‘Woo-Hoo!’ on your blood pressure? Well then, I just did!! -
White hot crazy sex cures everything.
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