…has passed from this world. I’m thinking National Day of Mourning is called for. She has got to be more influential on reality television then the last three dead presidents combined.

A commentator on CNN said a few hours after her death that “This is certainly an unexpected and very tragic turn of events for Anna Nicole Smith.” Unfortunately, that was both true and also not in any sense accurate.

And since I can’t even come close to this level of writing, I point you to Gawker’s Anna Nicole obituary. RIP, crazy woman.