Unconscious would be good right now

Terrify :: realizing my daughter will be anything but “low maintenance.” Month :: January, because I can’t think of December anymore. Throat :: Deep! Invasion :: of the body snatchers. Nail :: hammer, of course. Mine is named “Mike.” 12 :: days of Christmas Bicker :: my kids! Should have just named them Bicker. Thomas […]

Not a creature was stirring..

Yeah, right. Okay, (folks with kids) raise your hand if you ever get to bed before midnite on Christmas Eve? And how about the night before that? That’s what I thought. My wife is a wrap star tonite, getting ready for our visit with cousins tomorrow. My boys are helping, the baby finally crashed. And […]