Extreme Makeover, North Pole Edition

Christmas break is the perfect time to tear up perfectly good (yet cluttered) living spaces and get ready to remodel. Or, so I hear. And ‘remodel’ is our own cheapass way of doing it, we can’t afford a real rip-down-the-walls type of remodel, so today we are: Replacing the kitchen faucet, which after a dozen […]

Greetings! Texas Style.

The most inspirational holiday message I’ve seen so far this week has to be all the electronic highway billboards in North Texas (the ones that usually say helpful things like “road construction, next 1,200 miles) that announced the cheerful if not seasonal: DRINK DRIVE GO TO JAIL I wish I had tons of witty stories […]

Later on we’ll perspire

as we screwwww by the fire Wait, that isn’t how it goes? Oh, yeah. Whatever. Here. And, for good measure, here. Y’all be safe out there. Merry Christmas, or just have a great day if Christmas isn’t your bag, baby. I have the bike built, I brought all the bags in (during a rainstorm), I’m […]