Again, internets, you have left me out of the loop.
Why didn’t I hear that The Onion was selling crap?
I gotta get me one of these. 
. If you can’t read it, it says ” I Wish Somebody Would Do Something About How Fat I Am” And if you find that bad, then be glad I didn’t post the one that says “I’m getting pretty good at masturbating.”
(yeah, google, come bite me)
Would it be ironic if I got the fat shirt? Or just make people throw sandwiches at me?
ooo! ooo!
I want the one that says ” I Appreciate The Muppets on a Much Deeper Level Than You”
’cause I totally do, you know.
I wouldn’t buy crap, no matter who was selling it – we generate enough here, thanks. Oh wait…that’s not what you were talking about…
I like the one that says “The sports team from my area is superior to the one from your area.” Nice and vague and insulting all at the same time.