Found at Boing, Boing:

A collection of excuses for not blogging. This is going to be very handy.

“I haven’t posted in awhile (that’s kinda self-evident, but don’t all bloggers make a point to say something like “i haven’t blogged in awhile” or “sorry, i’ve been busy” when they haven’t blogged in a while…i am just following the blog rules!).”