And then Google helpfully says:

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With a huge thank you to Evil Science Chick (not her real name), she has located all of the Swedish Chef clips in one place. (if you don’t know who the Swedish Chef is, please go ask your parents, and don’t tell me cuz I’ll feel even older than I am) One of my favorites […]