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A misdemeanor warrant arrest led to felony drug charges against a Bryan woman when Brazos County jail authorities discovered she was concealing 16 rocks of crack cocaine in her genitalia, officials said.

Kimberly Yvette Oaks was stopped in the 700 block of North Sims Avenue on Tuesday for not wearing a seat belt, according to an officer’s affidavit. When police ran her name through dispatch, warrants showed up for failure to maintain financial responsibility and having expired license plates, authorities said.

Okay, ladies, let this be a lesson to you: If you’re gonna hide crack in your cooter, wear your seat belt. It wouldn’t surprise me if she was yakking on her cell phone at the time.