Hypothetical

Let’s say you are reading blogs.  It’s late, you’re about to go to bed, but first you are going to finish the last glass of red wine in the house.  Because otherwise you just won’t go to sleep. And, let’s say you look at your glass and realize there is a spider or something similar […]

Oh, dear.

Dear Daughter: After asking for pretzels, why did you take several handfulls and toss them on the kitchen floor? Dear Dog: You, who will eat just about anything – including rocks and brownies the kitty leaves for you in her box – don’t like Pretzels?  What’s up with that? Dear Family: At some point, after […]

Melissa made me do it

She sent me this killer joke: A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay […]