A guy is having a drink in the bar at the hotel where he is staying. A beautiful redhead walks in, immediately notices him, and saunters over.

As her fingers walk up his chest and play with his hair (I know what you’re thinking – where can I find a woman like this? I’m wondering too. Anyway) she whispers in his ear,

“I’ll do anything for you for fifty dollars.” (ok, she’s that kind of woman) “But you have to describe it in three words or less.”

He looks at her, takes a sip of his drink, and gulps. He pulls out his wallet and counts five $10 bills onto the bar.

He nods. “Paint. My. House.”