painting

Can you guess what we’re doing tomorrow?

Two men were down on their luck and decided to paint houses to earn some extra money. To start their business they asked the pastor of a local church if he would be interested in their service. He agreed and the men went out to buy the paint.

As they drove to the paint store they decided that they would mix half paint and half water to try to increase their profits.

When they finished the job they called the pastor outside to look at their work. “It looks wonderful,” the pastor said and as he started to hand them the check a small raincloud appeared. All at once it started to rain and washed the paint off the church.

As the three of them stood there in disbelief, a voice from heaven said “Repaint and thin no more.”

A doctor is home on a pretty Saturday, reading the paper, and there’s a knock at the door. It turns out to be a blonde from town, and she asks if he has any odd jobs that she can do to make some quick cash.

He tells her she can paint the porch and he’d give her $50. They make the deal and he hands her a bucket of paint, a brush and some rags. Then he sits back down to the paper again, thinking about how clever he was to get this chore handled for a mere $50.

Not too long later, she’s back at the door. She hands him an empty paint can and the rest of the things, and he gives her the agreed money.

“Well, I had some paint left over, so I gave it too coats. And, I may be a blonde, but I believe it should be pronounced “Porsche.”