Birthday ideas

April 5, 2006 in Funnies by Ben

Bondage Barbie
Originally uploaded by Nick J Adams.

My wife’s birthday is coming up, and I was thinking she might like to start collecting Barbies.

Seen on T-shirt: "I'm in no shape to exercise." Also? "I may be fat, but I'm slow." 1 hr ago
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. -DB 1 hr ago
@smuttysteff That's great. I'm doing a DVD I picked up at Wal-Mart, part of "core strengthening." I'm cheap. And flabby. in reply to smuttysteff 2 hrs ago
@smuttysteff I'm having the hardest time with reverse lunges. Ugh. Graceful as a drunk flamingo. in reply to smuttysteff 3 hrs ago
♬ The best of times are when I'm alone with you Some rain some shine, we'll make this a world for two... ♬ 1 day ago
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