This describes at least three of my kids.

In other mundane news:

• I washed both of our vehicles yesterday.

• My five year old got a haircut (to fix the one he gave himself)
• I’m boring you, aren’t I?
• I watched the last half of Grey’s Anatomy last night
• Wallace and Gromit is just as funny the third time (and this time I saw Kenny!)
• That’s about it.