Okay, riddle me this:

It’s just a song. A song about how the devil and some guy sitting out in the woods make a bet for control of the guy’s soul. Based on, naturally, who plays the fiddle the best. With me so far? Devil. Kid. Fiddles. “Hell broke loose in Georgia.”

So, why the fuck to they change “son of a bitch” to “son of a gun” to play it on the radio?

That’s all I have. So far it has been an absolutely craptastic morning. And, rather than bring the entire internets down with my foul mood (I could do that, you know, if I really wanted to. Gosh!) I’ll just leave you with a pretty picture of two elephants about to get it on. Harumph.