For your reference…

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: High fever Congestion Nausea Fatigue Aching in the joints An irresistible urge to shit on someone’s windshield.

The male mindset

It’s a scary place, but here’s just an example of what goes on in my mind: I presently watch about ten movies a month from Netflix. I have 261 311 movies in my queue. Or at two to three years worth of movies. I just spent an hour looking for more. Update: found another one. […]

As if!

I once learned about a trick while dieting called ‘acting as if.’ The idea was that if you constantly went around thinking about being fat, well, you’d be fat. So you were to act ‘as if’ you were losing weight, and getting fit, and being good to yourself, to try and get a new mindset. […]