My blog is nothing if not educational. With that in mind, I give you the ultimate “handyman” project, just in time to spread holiday cheer:

There’s something about an Atari 2600 that makes you feel warm and tingly all over. If you want to bring those feelings to the ultimate climax, follow these instructions to make a vibrator out of your Atari controller.

I dunno if it’s safe for work. It’s a sex toy, it’s not safe for work. It’s instructions to turn an old Atari joystick into the ultimate Joystick, so use your best judgement. We trust you.

(thanks, yet again, to Boing, Boing)