Gah.

They promised us a cold front. “Wednesday night” they said. Last night on the evening news they said it would be here by morning.

This morning, when I left the house at 5 AM, it was mid seventies out.

Right this minute it is 88 degrees out.

I want my cold front, dammit. First a hurricane that doesn’t even rain, and now a cold front that won’t come through town. It’s not like we haven’t showered or something.

*sniffs pits*

Oh, wait…