I’ve been sitting here for five hours. In my lovely chair we bought from an auction at the catholic school where they filmed “Problem Child” (no, I’m not kidding). My mom went to school there years ago.

I don’t know how many glasses of wine I’ve had. And I really don’t care.

I’m still watching “Sling Blade”, which coincidentally, also has John Ritter in it. This movie is awesome. But clearly — not for everyone.

It has been fifty minutes since I’ve recorded a donation. Go me.