“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.” – Westley

Okay, y’all, there’s another shortage going on — the boobiethon folks need some volunteers to help process donations. I’m already signed up for several shifts (mostly of the midnight to two am variety) and can’t commit during the day due to being at work. If you have some time – even a couple of hours – during the next week (Friday through the following Sunday, I suppose), lemme know and I can hook you up with the coordinator; or follow one of my many Boobiethon links and get yourself fixed up.

THANKS, big time. Won’t somebody think of the boobies?