I watched Unfaithful last night, and I didn’t think it was that awesome. Could have just been the wine.

I thought Richard Gere spent most of the movie looking vaguely constipated (as he sometimes looks), but then by the end he does some stuff (which is good, since other wise I would have fallen asleep) but it just didn’t seem “real.”

I also thought Diane Lane was freakin’ hot and if it hadn’t been for her I wouldn’t have watched more than about nine minutes of this movie.

I’m also not sure it can be called a “thriller,” but maybe I’m just being harsh.