We’re watching The Muppet Show. My sides are splitting I’m laughing so hard (don’t worry, I didn’t take any pics, to spare y’all)

My son?

“They just sing and stuff. I bet they never go outside.”

He didn’t even laugh when the swedish chef was using a tennis racquet to launch meatballs at the audience, and after seeing Emeril eleventy thousand times, I thought for sure he’d get a kick out of that.