Overhead from behind me last night:

Scooby: “Did you just run a red light?”

Scrappy: “No, if we ran a red light we’d be dead. Or in jail.”

Scooby: “No, that’s wrong!”

Scrappy: “Yes it is!” (Don’t try and follow the logic. There isn’t any.)

Scooby: “They don’t put you in jail, they give you a ticket. For a million dollars.”

Scrappy: “Or we could be dead.”

Scooby: “Yeah. But not in jail.”