It’s not a graduation! But it’s a CEREMONY

I just finished watching our First Grade Awards. Every child received an individual “citizenship” certificate. There were things like “most creative” and “friendliest” and “dedicated.” My son’s turn came. I imagined some of these awards: Future star of “Cops” Best chair toss Overcame most obstacles to still pass Most Days In-School-Suspension Most Creative / Decorative […]

a new hope

Some family is coming to visit, briefly, on Friday. They offered to watch the kids while we go out. My wife had to pick me up off the floor after I heard this. There is still plenty of time for them to change their mind, of course, but I’m hopeful. Of course, all we’ll do […]

Hungry

I want a burger now. And we don’t even have a Carl’s Jr. here. Dang.