Longmire does Romance Novels
I bet at least a couple of you have read a smut book at some point. Perhaps in the last few minutes, perhaps a decade ago. Still you gotta laugh at this. Heh. Oh, almost forgot, found this at Boing, Boing.
Month: May 2005
table talk
This conversation actually happened. Last night. At dinner. Child: Mommy, remember when I got sick and frowed up? Mom: Yes, sweety. That was bad. Child: On yours bed? Mom: Mm-hmm. Eat your dinner. Child: And I throwed up on yours bed and my hands and it went on the floor? Mom: Can’t this wait until […]
a day in the life
actual conversation, paraphrased since I wasn’t there: Mom: Hi, you know that prescription you told us to try, that will help our son sleep at night? Dr. DooRight: Yes, I gave you a very low dose so we didn’t knock the little guy out. Is he having a hard time waking up for school? Mom: […]