randomness

I’ve tried to let it go, but I can’t. Why the hell didn’t somebody tell the President that Washington was under attack the other day? I got chewed out once for not telling the wait staff of the restaurant where I was working that we were out of clam chowder. Imagine the Secret Service guys: […]

oh, poop.

Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know,” he says, “I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let’s talk.” The blonde, who had just opened her book, […]

B.U. (butterfly update)

From a random sample of google hits for ‘Butterfly Effect Director’s Cut,’ I’ve decided I saw the superior version of the movie. It’s still bugging me, because my brain keeps coming up with new connections and interpretations. Silly brain.