Before anybody asks why my kids are dinign on pizza and jello, notice the 0.2% body fat on the boys. They need calories, of any kind, since they burn them constantly.

This was during Sponge Bob, naturally, but I think they liked Fairly Odd Parents better. We barely caught the end of Jimmy Neutron as we arrived.

I’m probably going to hell for letting them watch TV while eating pizza on a school night, but it was for a good cause. We’re trying to raise money for playground equipment (since the State of Texas won’t fund school playgrounds. They aren’t important, you know)