Bliss

There is nothing that can compare to being nekkid under a down comforter, especially when you are nekkid with someone you love deeply. Except? It gets kinda toasty after a while. Bonus: the next day she laughs about you saying you were like ‘pigs in a blanket.’ Snorts, actually.

Might be NSFW

This is so not what you think it is. Don’t click if you, you know, have your boss or priest or something standing behind you, even though it’s not what you think. From Fark.

Sex in a can

New spray to increase the pleasure women receive from sex. Possibly a “billion dollar industry.” (For my wife, I bet me holding a can of Pledge would work just as well)