Did the Teacher Say to Put Your Tongue in My Mouth? : ” Each partner was then asked to rate the other’s kiss on a scale of one to 10. One is ‘not so good’ while 10 is a kiss that ‘sweeps you off your feet.’ After a brief discussion, the couples went at it […]
“I have never been a religious man,” said an eating fan from Santa Monica known as Bobby Cee. “But seeing the image of the Blessed Virgin in that sandwich is pretty darned spine-tingling.” I think I’ve been doing this religion thing all wrong.
I’m sitting in someone’s kitchen, 220 miles from my home, surfing on their wireless using my wife’s laptop. I’m supposed to be burning a backup copy of Shark Tale, since we’re giving one to the Birthday Boy in a few hours. Only guess what? The laptop doesn’t have a DVD burner. It has a DVD […]