Month: January 2005

No, I haven’t fallen off.

…the face of the earth, that is. It’s been a fun weekend; we’ve gotten a bunch done around the house (although the amount still to do is daunting) and (begin clapping) we’ve almost met the $100 deductable on another child‘s medication. The Steelers won, if barely; the kitchen is painted, and I went to Wal-Mart […]

hardy har har

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart. Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! “Do I look Fat” responses: “Not to Stevie Wonder.” “Big time! That’s why I’m sleeping with your best friend.” “No […]