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The Onion | Iraq Adopts Terror Alert System

December 1, 2004 in Funnies by Ben

BAGHDAD—The Iraqi Department of Homeland Security recently released a 10-level, color-coded homeland security advisory system that will alert citizens to the risk of a terrorist attack within Iraq’s borders. (click link to see the Onion graphic)

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