I am all better! Really! I’m trying to write with exclamation points, since it makes all my friends seem perky!

And, seriously, I am one fucking perky guy!

Here’s a joke or two to show you that I’m feeling hunky-dory:

“Let me tell ya, you gotta feel bad for John Kerry. Just think he came this close to finally getting his own house.” –Jay Leno

“That’s what they say, Arafat may be brain dead. That has to be demoralizing to his people, huh? You’re leader is brain dead. Thank God that could never happen here.” –Jay Leno

“Did you see how happy President Bush was yesterday when he found out he won? Man he couldn’t decide whether he should give a victory speech or announce the invasion of Iran.” –Jay Leno

“In fact, the GOP did so well, the only Republican without a mandate: Dick Cheney’s daughter.” –Jay Leno

“Democrats and liberals, stop saying you’re going to move because Bush won. Real liberals should be pledging to stay because Bush won. Trust me, you can’t get away from Bush by moving to France because that’s where we’re invading next.” –Bill Maher

And look! Here’s me getting ready for work this morning!