Okay, slightly misleading title, but the damn song is in my head and has been since last night so I had to inflict it upon you, gentle reader. Like walking in the rain and the snow When there’s nowhere to go And you’re feelin’ like a part of you is dying And you’re looking for […]
Sad. True. Comments? Hourglass figure fills out as women upsize: “‘There is a very definite change in women’s shapes, from an hourglass figure to a much more tubular or apple shape,’ said Professor Philip Treleaven, from University College, London, who led the research. ‘We found that hips were an inch and a half bigger, as […]
(Dottie answers the phone.) Dottie: “Hello?” Pee Wee: “Hi, Dottie, it’s Pee Wee!” Dottie: “Pee Wee? Where are you calling from?” Pee Wee: “Texas!” Dottie: “Huh?” Pee Wee: “Honest! I’ll prove it! (singing) The stars at night are big and bright…” Passersby (singing and clapping): “…deep in the heart of Texas!”