Totally tubular!

Sad. True. Comments?

Hourglass figure fills out as women upsize: “‘There is a very definite change in women’s shapes, from an hourglass figure to a much more tubular or apple shape,’ said Professor Philip Treleaven, from University College, London, who led the research. ‘We found that hips were an inch and a half bigger, as were busts, but, when we got to the waists and found six and a half inches difference, it was, ‘Wow’. Everyone, men and women, has a belly now.’”