Minivan? Mommified.

A while back I wrote about all the custom car shows that litter cable tv nowadays. We’ve got “pimp my ride” “overhaulin” “monster garage,” lots of custom motorcycle shows, etc. Well someone (was it Randi?) commented they wanted someone to Mommify their Minivan. So of course that got me to thinking – what would truly […]

Keep me.

Shadows are falling and I’m running out of breath Keep me in your heart for awhile If I leave you it doesn’t mean I love you any less Keep me in your heart for awhile When you get up in the morning and you see that crazy sun Keep me in your heart for while […]

Unconscious Mutterings, Week 74

Resignation:: what executives do after they steal the company money Coupling:: bad tv show Grounded:: but determined to try Habit:: strange Chainsaw:: massacre Rental:: late fees Deleted:: accidentally Online personals:: why? Penguin:: Opus Offend:: oops Go play.