Just a few things I’ve learned so far this weekend (and blatantly lifted from here so I don’t actually have to type them): Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad […]
I was recently victim of a gravity storm. I’m getting out of the back of a car, and lost my footing, and fell flat. on. my. face. I managed to not break my glasses, which is a good thing. I did this in front of a couple dozen friends, which is less good… somebody send […]
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, “Honey, I’ll be right back.” “Where are you going, coochy cooh?” asked the wife. “I’m going to […]