Extreme Makeover, North Pole Edition

Christmas break is the perfect time to tear up perfectly good (yet cluttered) living spaces and get ready to remodel. Or, so I hear. And ‘remodel’ is our own cheapass way of doing it, we can’t afford a real rip-down-the-walls type of remodel, so today we are: Replacing the kitchen faucet, which after a dozen […]

Eager for your wisdom

Okay, dear reader(s), I have a question for you: How do you teach someone how to swing? Seriously! This is driving me nuts. Okay, not swing like Java programming, and not the Jazz scene, and not the grown-up version of swinging. I’m talking sitting on a swing and moving oneself. Oh, sure, I have kids […]

Message in a bot – tle

So we go to the pool, and my son brings along a frozen bottle of Ozarka to play with. (what? like you don’t let your kids play with ice) So of course, not long after we arrive, the ice has melted and he has a water bottle to play with. Things are going good, right? […]