why we don’t have a regular babysitter

Today has been a rough one, even by my standards. It started this morning when we all overslept – past 9 AM. I decided not to awaken my oldest to give him his ADD medicine (now is where y’all can bitchslap me for having him on medicine in the first place) We made it through […]

a day in the life

actual conversation, paraphrased since I wasn’t there: Mom: Hi, you know that prescription you told us to try, that will help our son sleep at night? Dr. DooRight: Yes, I gave you a very low dose so we didn’t knock the little guy out. Is he having a hard time waking up for school? Mom: […]

in the nick of time

My wife just sent me this to stop whatever it is that was happening in my head. Letterman’s Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle 10. Being told to “think outside the box” when you’re in a freakin’ box all day long. 9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to […]