It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the very moment that Arthur said, ‘I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle,’ a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried […]
I turned on the Miss Universe pageant last night. No, that’s too strong of a word, I had just watched Nanny 911 (or whatever it’s called) and was flipping channels. The millionaires were playing roundball on channel 9, Food TV was talking about (gasp) food, the weather channel said it might be hot again today. […]
Thank you all for your comments! Wow. And in my defense, yes I was admiring because she managed to a) not drop the phone b) not miss a moment of the conversation and c) unlock her bike all at the same time! That’s all. Okay, the legs? Not so bad. Anyway here’s an oldie/goodie for […]