My son – and I’m not making this up – actually rewinds and plays commercials on Tivo. of course, these ar commercials for sugary breakfast cereals, elementary school weaponry, and movies, but whatever. I’ve seen him pause commercials so he can take a bathroom break. This is the future of America, y’all. Anyway, there are […]
Well, moving right along! I think we left off after the movie yesterday. Last night I watched a little of New Orleans and whoever it was. I say a little, because we had a remote mis-fire when the baby changed channels, thus losing everything in the Tivo memory of the channel I was on (the […]
“Hey, B!” she whispered. *B continues snoring, nestled between a purring cat and snoring toddler* “Hey, B, wake up! I need you to check the house.” – more urgent, but still a whisper. “Wha?” I was awake now. “I thought I heard something in the other room.” I put on my glasses, then I felt […]