The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will […]
We rushed home, wary of the time on the clock. I went first, then we took turns, going until we were exhausted, working as one. In the end we were hot, sweaty, and almost unable to stand. But – we got the ink from the exploded pen out of the dryer.
I can’t think of a single. thing. to write. Sorry y’all. I was going to comment on how quickly a distraught woman with vaseline on a plane (lube on a plane?) was captured this morning, but I guess some people don’t think it as absurd as I do. (the whole “security alert,” not the poor […]