not pretty

Nothing worse than feeling sorry for yourself. Today? Can’t seem to stop. Maybe it’s the rain. Maybe it’s my son screaming “I hate you!” repeatedly before school. Maybe it’s the realizing how far I’m drifting from my wife. My kids. And thinking all the fucking therapy and happy thoughts aren’t worth shit today. Maybe it’s […]

hazards of installing the baby monitor backwards

Too funny: You know, parenthood can be spectacularly unsexy. Now, I’m sure there are people who would vehemently disagree with me on that statement — possibly while gesturing to the Sybian lurking in their hall closet, ready to erupt into full 120 RPM power as soon as the kids go down for their afternoon nap […]